so that is she wants revenge again, "written in blood." i heard this song on my pandora today, and though i have this album, i never listened to the words until today. so yeah, listen to the lyrics.
i have some things to say before i get into my santa cruz weekend. first, the safeway at church and market is full of f*ing freaks, like total crazies and i just don't know how to deal with them.
second, some guy hit me with his audi. i let him go though, because my car isn't in great shape. that is my good deed for the day.
third, i gave my roommate some flowers and an "i'm sorry that you had to clean up poo from some guy i dated off of the bathroom rug" card six days ago and she still hasn't talked to me about it. i'm pretty sure i'm going to have to find a new place to live.
and fourth, a very trusted algorithm has decided that shuvo and i are soul mates. the same algorithm who brought me angry perl developer guy, guy that my roommate said pood on our bathroom rug, and guy that eats bread covered in ketchup with a knife and fork. we'll probably get married and have 11 babies.
so my weekend with santa cruz was outstanding. a certain comedian knows how to play the romantic card pretty well, probably because he's a slut. he arranged for all of the power to be out in santa cruz and thus we had dinner in some swank ass establishment 100% by candle light with a very limited menu and a delicious bottle of wine. i was very smart to drive from sanfrancisco to santa cruz on friday during that gnarley storm, and i was also smart to drive from santa cruz to sausalito this morning so that i could make it to work.
we laughed a lot. to illustrate this fact i'm starting a new addition to this blog called marvinisms:
while we're sitting in total blacked out downtown santa cruz:
"you look ravishing in this car's emergency lights."
while having pseudo relationship discussion:
"well, it's like madonna says..." (following by loudly singing a madonna song).
while discussing alternative ways to have spent the weekend:
"you could have taught me about programming and i could have taught you how to be funny." i laughed at this one, but it stung. i'm pretty sure i'm funny and marvin is just jealous.
while discussing honesty:
"the truth will set you free and complete freedom is truth.....
i just made that up, does it sound good?"
i laughed obnoxiously at that last one in a quiet restaurant over a $50 bottle of wine. classy.
it seems michael also has some marvisms. perhaps they're actually persian-jewisms, or maybe its just because they're related or something, like binaisms or something. while discussing flying a kite on the beach when there's lightening:
"didn't you ever listen to albert edison?" this was supposed to be a lesson for me i think... instead he and i just laughed for a solid five minutes.
this next one is less funny if you're not me or michael, while talking about women's shoes:
"i like it when a girl wears thongs."
everyone pick out good presents for michael's quarter of a century celebration extravaganza!
*devon*
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