thats the kaiser chiefs, everything is average nowadays. it was my anthem the morning after i was politely asked to move out when i was uber sad. special thanks to marvin for dealing with emotionally unstable devon.
a lot has happened in the last ten days and i am again neglecting publicizing every boring detail of my life. i've actually spent very little time in front of my computer at all, and aaron frowns upon me taking a couple hours to blog from work. anyway. you get what you pay for.
two saturdays ago was the birthday celebration to end all birthday celebrations for aaron and michael. we had burgers at zeitgeist, and sang songs at the mint. i think we can all agree that zeitgeist rules, the burgers there are delicious, our friends are awesome, and nathan's sister is truly amazing. like, i think everyone fell in love with her that day. singing songs at the mint was a weird experience. it is here that i started blacking out for the evening. browning out actually, because a memory comes back to me here and there. please refer to pictures and videos to see how amazing of a performer that i am. why didn't shuvo sing anything? i think i fell down on a dance floor and he helped me up. can we all agree shuvo is a baller? it would be awesome to have a pad with him and sweet d, but he's, like, loyal or whatever. oh! i also discovered kelly is a badass this night. kelly is good at dancing and i'm fond of her, she should become a permanent member of our crew. the door guy at kilowatts knew who blake schwarzenbach was. and that made me happy i'm pretty sure.
marvin and i did go cars, this was awesome. we took many stereotypical couple pictures this day. i considered posting them on my facebook, but reconsidered due to nausea factor that might be felt by my friends.
tuesday was michael's birthday proper, and most of you are lame. uber loud shout outs to marvin, kelly, josh, and jason, who are michael's only real friends (plus me). we went to this weird barbeque place and sat there for a long time without ordering. this was josh's time to shine. he and marvin were comparing pictures of relative's babies on their cell phones. josh alerted us of an interested fact, while presenting the two images side by side. "look. it's the same thing." josh thinks all babies look the same. i have to say i agree. jason also presented his argument against us visiting brazil for spring break. he's scared he'll get kidnapped.
michael: what makes you think you're gonna get kidnapped?
jason: 'cause look at me.
on friday michael and i agreed to carpool to work and some how i was convinced to pull my car into his driveway. i take complete responsibility for this stupid decision though. as for those of you who don't know, i drive a dope ass, 2000, heavily modded mustang with a standard transmission. this means that it only has rear wheel drive and does not accelerate backwards. this also means that poor shaniqua (that's my car's name) does not do hills backward. thus, i had to pay $75 to have it pulled out of michael's driveway. bullshit. i should have just taken a ticket for parking in a two hour zone. also amusing.
i hate being in my house, it makes me panic. i want some xanex if i have to spend the next 42 days there. or you can invite me places.
marvinism of the week (there's some sexual insinuation here):
devon: eww. its really gooey.
marvin: as a web developer, i thought you would appreciate gui.
this made me laugh hysterically. mostly because marvin knows what a gui is.
*devon*
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